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If you want to know how it all began, click HERE for the FIRST entry. At the top of each post you can click "NEXT ENTRY" and so on. It might make a bit more sense that way, and you might stumble upon one of my better postings in case this one sorta just sucks! CLICK HERE for a RANDOM ENTRY. Friday, Jan. 18, 2002 - 5:02 P.M. Zits! My wonderful friend JES pointed out when she visited at Christmas that I don't have wrinkles. I'm thinking that it may have something to do with being fat and my skin is just so pushed out that it CAN'T wrinkle! Oh well, I'll grab the compliment and run with it. Seems to me that she admired my lips about a decade ago, claiming them to be "perfect." God she loves me! :-) So I'm sitting here the other night, bummed out of my gourd, feeling REALLY miserable about me and my life and all things living. And while I'm sitting here doing my update, I get this not-so-comfy feeling down below. It kind of crept up on me, nothing serious or too painful, just a mild discomfort that I barely noticed until I caught myself repeatedly repositioning my rump. So I finally do a wee bit of an exploratory feel and WHAT THE FUCK! I have a ZIT on my ass! I mean out of the clear blue, a ZIT pops up between my ass cheeks! What in the holy hell is all THAT about?!? I'm 44 years old and I am developing ASS ACNE?!?! Welcome to my aging process. Ain't life pretty! Do you suppose I could get those Biore folks to make an ass strip? I suppose I COULD just soak a bed sheet in alphahydroxy (ok, sorry, but I felt a fat ass joke was in order here). And NO! I did NOT try to pop it! Geesh. Won't you PLEASE leave your feedback here? 0 readers left their mark on this one!
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