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If you want to know how it all began, click HERE for the FIRST entry. At the top of each post you can click "NEXT ENTRY" and so on. It might make a bit more sense that way, and you might stumble upon one of my better postings in case this one sorta just sucks! CLICK HERE for a RANDOM ENTRY. Friday, Dec. 07, 2001 - 5:36 P.M. Balancing Act Wrenched my back this afternoon at work. And there is no way I can even consider filling out a Workman's Comp. claim. Because you see, I fell victim to the Cirque Du Toilet again. I know, I guess it was stupid to sit down with such confidence, but there you have it, I did just that. I don't know how the hell the toilet seats keep getting so loose it would be a battle for MaryLou Retton to piss safely, but they do. SO here I am, a fat out of shape middle aged woman with an aching back. Yeah, sure I really am going to fill out a claim. "I hurt myself trying to take a crap." This totally sucks. Pit Bull, I hope you're reading. Buy me a gift. Now the rest of you can just stop your damned giggle snorting. I hear you out there. So none of YOU have ever done a Flying Wallenda on the loo?!?! Oh! I see! I'm the only one. I get the picture! Yeah right ok. WELL IT HURTS, DAMMIT! I'm outta here. I don't need to be ridiculed and laughed at in my own diary! I'm OUTTA here! (til tomorrow) Won't you PLEASE leave your feedback here? 0 readers left their mark on this one!
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