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Friday, Dec. 07, 2001 - 5:36 P.M.

Balancing Act


Wrenched my back this afternoon at work. And there is no way I can even consider filling out a Workman's Comp. claim. Because you see, I fell victim to the Cirque Du Toilet again. I know, I guess it was stupid to sit down with such confidence, but there you have it, I did just that. I don't know how the hell the toilet seats keep getting so loose it would be a battle for MaryLou Retton to piss safely, but they do. SO here I am, a fat out of shape middle aged woman with an aching back. Yeah, sure I really am going to fill out a claim. "I hurt myself trying to take a crap." This totally sucks.

Pit Bull, I hope you're reading. Buy me a gift.

Now the rest of you can just stop your damned giggle snorting. I hear you out there. So none of YOU have ever done a Flying Wallenda on the loo?!?! Oh! I see! I'm the only one. I get the picture! Yeah right ok. WELL IT HURTS, DAMMIT!

I'm outta here. I don't need to be ridiculed and laughed at in my own diary! I'm OUTTA here! (til tomorrow)


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