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I tried a little poll one time, a few years ago, and I retried it this week at work. I surveyed women and men, some with advanced degrees, and some with no more than a high school education. They come in all sizes and shape and colors. Here is the scenario:

You are offered 2 million dollars. In return, you are given as wide an ass as pictured above. None of the medical complications associated with the weight, just the cosmetics. The transformation is permanent, e.g. you can't use the money to have it surgically reduced or hire a trainer to take it off. It won't come off. 2 millions dollars and a wide ass. What would you choose?

Not one man hesitated. They'd take the money and celebrate their booty. No doubt. No regrets. Not so with the women. I was surprised at the final numbers, though. Several were just as quick as the men in their response. No freaking way. Not for any money in the world. Many more were not so quick. They mulled it over, which actually resulted in the added qualifications (it being permanent). But they always came to the same conclusion. They couldn't do it. Only two women ever said they'd grab at the money, but after a heated debate full of challenges, they were forced to admit that they were not being honest. A few mulled it over so long I thought perhaps they might decide to live rich and be happy with what they had. But no. I am ashamed to say that I fall into the last group...the ones who knew how horribly vain and stupid it sounded, but ....

There is only one woman I know who I think would take the money and be happy. She reads this. What would YOU say?

Ask people you know. Let me know what happens.

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