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Saturday, Sept. 01, 2001 - 9:34 A.M.
One More Than 10
Let me just say that I love "This Is Spinal Tap."
Digital bastard, true to form, only coughed up 6 ounces for me this morning. I was so good all day yesterday until I got home from work. I had plenty of water, a granola bar for breakfast and a chicken sandwich on whole grain bread for lunch. I tried to fend off the urge to binge with another granola bar. Oh sure, my body eagerly accepted it, then promptly demanded more. I caved. No, I dove. Right into that bag of Extreme Doritos.
Oh the flavor. Oh the magnificent salty sweet spicy burn. Oh the sore on the top of my mouth!
Once I binged, my body seemed at peace. I went to the football game to watch the Eldest do his cheerleading thing. The squad has to do pushups every time we score, equal to the number of points we have. So my boy did 7, then 13, then 20, then 26! By the way. We won! And all I had was some popcorn with yellow salt and a Diet Coke.
And by the way, you thin snobby types out there that scoff at my kind of folk, who binge and splurge and top it off with a diet beverage...I LIKE DIET COKE! So bite my ass. My tastebuds got accustomed to aspartame and I LIKE IT! As a matter of fact, my favorite beverage for mass consumption is Sugarfree Cherry Kool Aid. I love milk, but it's a tad filling and heavy on those really hot days. Not Kool Aid. For variety I go with the grape. But I can drink a gallon of Cherry as long as it is the sugar free kind. It tastes different than the kind with sugar. I don't like beer and wine. The few mixed drinks that I prefer are because the flavor of the alcohol is disguised, so I always figured why bother? Why drink a screwdriver when a glass of orange juice will suit me? Oh, the buzz? Well, I did so much buzzing during the decade after high school that I prefer my head not buzz any more. My favorite non-diet soft drink is Hawaiian Punch. It is refreshingly fruity. And I make a point of saying that every time I have it, even when I order it in a restaurant. "I'll have....ummmmmm....(they kids know it's coming) Hawaiian Punch please, because as you know it's refreshingly fruity." I totally embarrass them.
Have a great day. I'm going to pop some "X" (hmmmm, maybe I DO still like to buzz) and go do some yard work at my parents' house. Bet I gain at least 5 pounds doing that.
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