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Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 - 9:10 P.M.
Et Tu Anna?
Crap in a basket.
Of course, I just sound bitter when I point out that she got the TrimSpa pills for FREE and she is their PAID spokesperson. And I come off as just plain petty when I mention those silicone bags dangling under her chin which are so huge they make her not-really-skinny waistline seem smaller than it is. Sure, if I could afford a rack like that I wouldn't look this fat either. The problem is that rich people who can afford anything they want always get free stuff.
Anna gets free TrimSpa and compensation for losing weight.
I WANT FREE TRIMSPA AND COMPENSATION FOR LOSING WEIGHT!
The Duchess Sara Ferguson pays nothing for Weight Watchers and is compensated for losing weight.
I WANT TO PAY NOTHING FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS AND BE COMPENSATED FOR LOSING WEIGHT!
Somebody tell Whoopie to buy me some of that nasty-assed SlimFast and pay me to drink it, and watch how smile as I guzzle it down. MMMMM-MMM! Nothing makes nasty shake taste better than some of that green dough-re-me!
So what do I do now? Continue to feel miserable with my continuing gain? Start up WW again? Go on Adkins? Zone? South Beach? Jenny Craig (no-can-do. Been there done that, and i just can't join Joy Behar!). Go back to my friend Xenadrine (it's Ephedra free now). However, in each of those plans, they say that you must exercise. Kids, if I exercised, I WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A HIPPO!
See, it's the cut-back on eating that I have trouble with, AND it's the I don't want to move any faster than a sloth syndrome that's killing me.
However, there's the new pill in town, developed in the U.S. in 2003: Solidax. It is based on Synephrine, Picolinate and Pyrovate to suppress appetite and to increase the metabolic rate and caloric expenditure, without having the negative central nervous effects of comparable medications; stimulating fat metabolism without the cardiovascular side effects experienced by some patients using products that stimulate beta-adrenergic receptors. The effect of the ingredients contained in Solidax have been proven in controlled laboratory human weight loss studies (can you tell I copied and pasted that part?). And HEY! The Weight Loss Institute has rated Solidax to be the best product currently available on the market. So at $4.00 per day, should I try it? There are no known side effect....yet. Then again, it's very new, and still Rx free.
Now, if only I could become their paid spokesperson...
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