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Friday, Jun. 14, 2002 - 2:14 P.M.

EXHALE!

Whew. Thank God MOTH has the power of Flirt. It's a gift, it's his breath. It took him several phone calls and lots of promises of hugs and kisses and postcards, but FINALLY he convinced someone that he is who he says he is and they are Fed Exing 2 certified copies of his birth certificate to arrive here by noon tomorrow, which means that one of my neighbors will have to be here to sign for it, which means we had to ask a favor from someone who didn't get invited. D'OH! Anyway, the county office doesn't take credit card for this service, so they are trusting MOTH to mail them the payment and his request with his signature. At one point I told him that if he had to fuck her through the phone, to go ahead and do it. Luckily, it didn't come to that...although he DID take the phone downstairs to our bedroom. Claimed that he needed to do that so I wouldn't hear the confidential destination...but now I wonder...:-)

Speaking of confidential destinations, MOTH is getting nervous by guest book speculations as to where that might be. He raced up here to stop me from reading an entry that he said was dangerously close to being on target, so I had him delete it. Don't take any offense guys, ok? It's just that I would LOVE to be surprised, but it's hard as hell to do it. IbeSoSmart.

Oh, and yeah, I still haven't written the poem. See, I decided I WANTED the poem, and my niece (and God daughter) is reading it, and it's on the programs that are still printing as I type this. So I feel a bit committed to writing a freaking poem.

3 1/2 hours to go before the rehearsal dinner. Still have to burn the CDs. God, did I inform everyone about the time? I don't know. Flowers are being delivered tomorrow at the church at 10. Lots of choreography to do here, and I don't dance so well!

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"IbePiglet and MOTH cordially invite you to witness their final, ultimate, best ever ain't never happening again WEDDING!"

*Our Wedding Invitation*

The Digital Bastard's Claim as of date 6/14/02:

Beginning Weight: 204.5

Goal #1: 184 (Met 5/19/02)

Goal #2: 164.5

Total lost: 26.5

Pounds to go for goal #2: 13.5

Pounds to go to my final target....53.0

I hope to meet my final target by May 1, 2003

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