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Sunday, Jan. 25, 2004 - 9:41 P.M.
Face It!
You know who this is if you watch television, look closely at the hair. Every time you see this woman the shot is closer and closer. Soon all you will see is her hair, perhaps an eye. It's their illusionary "trick." See, if they don't shoot her whole body, we won't find out she's fat.
Right. Kirstie Alley.
Now I am one of the last people on earth who is going to take a dump on someone because of their girth. Hello. My gripe is not her belly. My gripe is her insane belief that if she wears a tight enough corset over hoop skirts, is shot mainly from the neck up or holds something in front of her on long shots, no one will notice she has gotten huge. AND, if she is completely spastic, no one will notice that the camera is trying to fool us.
I could be wrong (not about the poundage, but the culprit). I have to put the blame on Kirstie though. I really would hate to believe that some corporation is actually paying marketing experts who would believe that a spokesperson's size contribute to our patronage of their store. Could that be???
COME ON! Knock it off. If Kirstie wants to eat until she is as big as a house, fine! Just don't for one second think that we aren't on to you! Don't think we can't see the stays of your corset bowing. Don't think for one SECOND that we thought you were trying to bring the hoop skirt back into fashion! And to be honest, NO ONE is so pretty that they can handle the camera angles you take. Back up lady! Eat less or get comfortable with it.
You. Are. Fat!
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