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Thursday, Apr. 04, 2002 - 6:04 A.M.
Feel The Burn
You'd think I'd learn. Tuesday night, I went to bed, forgetting to take my Z. So MOTH brought it to me. Since I typically swallow pills without water, he gave them to me without beverage. I didn't think anything of it. I swallowed them and went to sleep.
Holy. Moley.
I woke up about an hour later, convinced I was about to drown in my own gastric juices. Talk about acid reflux. It was pooled there burning! I think that the Z didn't make it to my stomach, that they laid in my esophagus and dissolved there and wreaked some major havoc! All day I had major burning and laryngeal spasms. Then, for some related or unrelated reason, I started to run a fever which peaked out at 100 degrees. Since I had left work to pick up the Beast because of Houston dying, I got a chance to take some ibuprofen and nap. Later, I took her out for lunch at our special place, Pepe's. I had a chicken burrito with no beans and charged myself 10 points for it, way more than it probably was. And I charged myself another 8 points for the tortilla chips and salsa. I went to bed with 1 point to bank. And I STILL have heartburn today. I thought I had some Tagamet, and I do, but it expired like 2 years ago, so I'm thinking I should probably not take it, even though the TUMS aren't touching it. (Maybe I should go that extra step and actually throw it away, huh? Hell, I have more expired meds in this house than good meds!)
I WISH I COULD BURP! Oh, we all know I can fart, but have I mentioned that I can't burp? My children are the grand masters of all bodily gas expulsions, just ask MOTH. And they have all tried their level best. Can't be done. Alka Seltzer just makes me miserable until I finally blow my sphincter out. Swallowing air is a joke. I've tried gulping every kind of soda pop, and nothing works, I just feel miserable until I can fart it out. I think I can't burp because it too closely resembles vomiting and we all know I can't vomit!
Well. My faithful readers are pretty darn familiar with my bodily functions, aren't you? I guess I should be embarrassed.
Nah.
Beginning Weight: 204.5
Goal #1: 184
Total lost: 6 Pounds to go: 14.5
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