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Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004 - 8:15 A.M.
My ASS!
Most of the time at work yesterday was spent on my feet. Sitting is very uncomfortable and I can make more posture adjustments when I'm standing than when I'm sitting. So, I stood. And I walked. But what I've found is that I tend to stand and walk in an unnatural way, and I've been noticing that other muscles are beginning to complain.
Most notably my ass.
I woke today in a full clench. I found it difficult to relax my buns. I mean, I don't recall ever having to do that before, so I tried the typical method of deep breathing with no luck. I can't do a massage because I find it difficult to complete a satisfactory wipe without inflicting pain let alone reach back there for massage.
So I'm walking around all puckered up.
I'm a tight ass.
I've got Buns of Barbed Wire.
Oh man, my buns are braying!
Time for some more narcotics. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
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