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Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003 - 4:17 P.M.
PORNO!
I think I watch (and enjoy) more porn than the average woman. At least I admit it more than the average woman. I am pretty specific about what I like, and even more specific about what I DON'T like to see. I don't like comedy in porno. This is not time for laughs. Just do it. I don't really care for a plot, they all suck anyway, so I prefer the videos that don't even pretend to try. I don't like seeing pimples and/or bruises. I don't care to see spit-back. I mean really, take it or don't but that's just gross. I don't much care for the money shot. No, I REALLY don't care for the money shot.
Actually, what I tend to like most about porno are the titles. This is a list of actual film titles, and I only took the best of. It took me hours to edit this list down to a manageable size, it was so hard to leave out some of the titles, and I grouped similar titles. Scroll to the bottom for the TOP TEN PORN TITLES (according to me, for my opinion is all that counts!)
Feel free to check out the other ones not listed!
Bat Dude and Throbin
Beaver And Buttcheeks and Beaver And Buttface
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Beverly Hills Cox
Blowjob Impossible and Blowjob Impossible 2 and Blowjob Impossible 4 (what??? No 3???)
Boobarella
Boomerwang
Buffy The Vampire Layer
The Bare Bitch Project
The Boobyguard
City Of Anals
Clockwork Orgy
Cumming In America and Cumming On America and Cumming To America
Das Boob
Dead Men Don't Wear Rubbers
Dial A For Anal and Dial E For Enema
Double Blow 7
DP2 The Mighty Phucks
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Erectnophobia
A Fistful Of Bimbos
Florence Hump
Free Will Humping
Goldenbush
Great Sexpectations
Look Who's Cumming For Dinner
Howard Sperm's Private Parties
The Hunchback Of Nasty Dames
I Cream of Jeannie and I Cream on Jeannie
Illicit Entry
Intercourse With The Vampire and Interview With A Vibrator
Tits a Wonderful Life
Legs Wide Open
The Long Ranger
Missionary Position: Impossible
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
The Ozporns
Pimped By An Angel
Planet Of The Babes
Pulp Friction
Raiders Of The Lost Arse
Rebel Without A Condom
The Rear Arrangers
San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
The Screwman Show
The Sexorcist
The Sopornos
A Tale Of Two Titties
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
Thighs Wide Open
Throbin Hood
Titty Titty Bang Bang
Twin Cheeks
The Wild, Wild Chest
Waiting To XXXhale
White Men Can't Hump
Whore Of The Rings
XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm
And my TOP TEN PORNO TITLES:
(I couldn't decide on an order, so they all tie!)
*Dude, Where's My Dildo?
*Dun Hur
*Fast Times At Deep Crack High
*Honey, I Blew Everybody
*Hung Wankenstein
*IR4: Inrearendence Day
*Juranal Park
*Moulin Splooge
*Sheepless In Montana
*When Harry Ate Sally
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