While I continue to try and sift through the fog and sort out what's real and what's just noises and nonsense from those little critters that talk to me and show me things all day (GOD they're annoying), I get to enjoy my favorite T.V. night. And what better time in my life to really need REALITY TELEVISION!

I love reality television. I'm not talking about that bullshit contestant stuff like Bachelor and Trump and Last Comic where people are out to get the other people so they can get all the money. I never saw any of those shows mentioned or Big Brother. Bunch of B.S. I've seen one of two of the Amazing Race, and it's pretty comical, I like that people move on or are eliminated by how well they do, not by petty crap. And of course, I do allow myself one such shit-show, and that's Survivor.

No, I'm talking REALITY T.V. While I do enjoy the occasional network non-reality based shows (let's see, there's Monk, CSI Las Vegas and maybe New York, but I don't like Miami because of that smarmy red head who has that freaking smirk tattooed to his face...although I kinda dig the blond with southern drawl...but I digress. I also watch King of Queens and Family Guy every night and I adore older British comedies). That being said, I am totally addicted to shows like American Justice and Cold Case Files and Forensic Files and City Confidential. I like everything on Court T.V. And I like shows like True Hollywood Story, you know the shows that pretend to be documentaries but are just slop dished out by people who used to work for the tabloids.

But on Monday nights, I am in hog heaven, just wallowing on my slop covered sofa with my remote in hand (lest a commercial come on). But I don't surf much on Tuesdays, because I have Airplane (clap clap clap) and I have Family Plots (standing ovation), and what the hell night is American Casino on, I just got into it and now I can't find it! I love love love love Family Plots!

But I am particularly giddy tonight cuz of Gotti. Growing Up Gotti. Heeheeeheeeeeeee. I am so freaking happy and the little faeries that circle my head are singing lots of Gotti tunes..."I Left Your Legs In San Fransisco," "Breaking up Your House Is Hard To Do," "Do You Wanna Drown," and who could forget that famous love song "Pay Me What You You Owe Me Plus 50% You Freaking Rat Bastard Or I Break Your Thumbs Off One By One."

According to the previews, one of the Gotti grandsons hires a hit man to find out what happened to his hair gel. Heheheheeheehheheeeeeeeeeeee

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