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Monday, Mar. 20, 2006 - 7:44 P.M.
I Gotta Remember to....
I'd forget my own ass if it wasn't dragging behind me.
It's been a problem for a long time, my memory. And it seems to me, if I remember correctly, and of course I don't, that it's been a problem since before college, so I don't think it's fair for me to blame my decade of pot smoking for it. I mean, how else can I explain the fact that I got an "F" in creative writing, not because I hadn't done the assignments, hell I wrote all the time, but because I just forgot to hand them in. When my mother went to the school to find out what was going on (so she'd know how badly to kick my ass) she was blown away. She'd seen me writing, she'd even read some if it, quite good stuff I think (if I remember correctly). Back then, of course, I used rather primitive and quite obvious devices to get me through...
The post-it note was a stroke of genius. I use them a lot.
Really. A lot!
You think I'm kidding? I mean a PANT-LOAD (thanks for the term, LL!)
But, I forget to do what the freaking post-its say! I have gone to bed every night since mid-January, reminding myself to file our taxes the next day. And even more irritating, I've woken up most mornings between the hours of oh, say, anywhere from 3:30 to 5:00 A.M. thinking "Today is the day! FILE THOSE MOTHER-FUCKING TAXES!!!! Seriously. I said it this morning at about 4:45. And, I'll bet that I say it again tomorrow. It's not like we have to pay. In fact, the government is holding a sizable piece of money with our name on it. And I need that money. I have some tuition to pay off. Damn. I am going to have to remember to file those damn tax papers tomorrow.
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