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Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - 10:24 P.M.
Christmas Gift Idea
Ok, I wasn't even in the mood to post tonight. But I got to surfing around, and I SWEAR TO GOD I don't know how I sometimes find the things I find, but Lo and behold, I find The Turds.
Yes, collectible turds. Each with it's own bio, like for instance "Floater:"
Amongst the beautiful scenic views and fresh sewage water of Slick beach is where you�ll find a teenage Turd called Floater. Nicknamed after a legendary eight-hour, rim and leg numbing birth, Floater was finally released into the Turd World. Suffering post-traumatic U-bend stress disorder, Floater has an unfortunate phobia towards water and an unhealthy obsession with buoyancy aids.
At Turdville High he enjoys sludge surfing with his friends Turtlehead and Skid Vicious. Floater is the undefeated school sludge racing champion three years in a row. He aspires to be one of the great Turd sludgers of his time alongside his sporting idols, the Hole Twins, Ass �Speedy� Hole, and his brother Bum �Hairy� Hole. During the frantic action of such sludge races, it�s hard to tell one Hole from another.
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