Do you like to wear a thong?

I do not like them, they feel wrong.
I do not like to wear a thong.

I would not wear one here or there, I would not wear one anywhere.
I do not like to wear a thong, I do not like them, they feel wrong!

Would you wear one in a car?
Would you wear one to a bar?

I would not, could not in a car (I could not drive it very far!)
And would not, could not to a bar!
I would not wear one here or there, I would not wear one anywhere.

Would you wear one with a dress?

I would not, could not, I confess.

Would you wear one in a skirt?

Not in a dress, not in a skirt.
Not even for a little flirt.
I would not not wear them under shorts when I play sports upon the courts.

Would you wear a thong to work?

I think you are a great big jerk!
Of COURSE I wear no thong to work,
for all the guys would lurk and smirk.
A thong is not good on the job.
I think I'd feel just like a slob.

Would you wear them in a chair? On a stair? Or for a dare?

I would not wear them on a chair,
I do not care if that's not fair.
I would not wear one on a stair
not even for a stupid dare.
I do not think it all that rare that my ass I will not bare.

You do not like thongs, so you say.
Try one, try one, anyway.
Try them and you may, I say!

OK! OK! Just let me be,
and I will try it, you will see.

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww!

SAY!

I do not like this god damned thong
I told you, now I proved you wrong.
I do not like the feel of floss between my cheeks,
It makes me cross.
I tried to wear a thong while walking
and felt like everyone was gawking.
And then I thought I'd try to run,
but bouncing bun made that no fun.
My bare ass cheeks began to flap
and sounded like a rhythmic clap.
I did not like the little string, to my ass crack it would cling.

I get your point!
Don't be so snooty!
I thought you'd like to treat your booty!

Just let me be, I tried the thong.
And like I thought, it didn't last long.
Just let me keep my pastel brief,
and please don't give me any grief.
I do not like to wear a thong,
I do not like them, they feel wrong.

TODAY'S QUOTE

"...remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act."

*Dr. Seuss*

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The Digital Bastard's Claim as of 7/12/02:

Beginning Weight: 204.5

Goal #1: 184 (Met 5/19/02)

Goal #2: 164.5

I hope to meet my final target by May 1, 2003

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