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Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - 9:58 P.M.
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Total Loss:10.5 pounds Target Weight: 140 Pounds to go: 62
Well I suppose the news could have been worse. After all, last week was a full, five days of teacher meetings. And as is the custom, trays upon trays of fresh donuts and danish were brought in. And while I tried very hard to keep focused on the fresh fruit, I eventually wavered and explored the bagels, and DAMN they didn't have low-fat cream cheese, just the real stuff so I had JUST a smidge of that. However, the weirdest thing happened. I was walking down the hallway, past the dreaded tray, and I heard my name called out, in a breathless tempting whisper. Sure enough, the danish were beckoning me!
Seriously! I heard it!
I tried to ignore it, I dutifully brushed past them several times. However, on my last pass, the donuts chimed in, taunting and seducing me. I put my hands up and cried out "BE GONE, FOOD OF SATAN I REBUKE YOU!" but I SWEAR upon the grave of my childhood dog that it flew right into my mouth! Seriously. I was so startled that I nearly inhaled it. Unable to spit it out on the freshly waxed school hallway floors, I reluctantly swallowed, only to find yet another one, this time powdered, in my mouth. It was a harrowing experience, one that repeated itself more than once.
So I am back to my points. I have been working insanely late, and thanks to the HO I work with, a miniature bag of M&Ms found their way down my gullet tonight. However, since I had only consumed 6 points thus far, I figure it did not harm me as much as I know they wanted to.
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Ok, so I lied.
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I never had a childhood dog.
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