1. Ibe and MOTH are NOT compatible! He is an anal retentive neat-freak prude. Give the man a heart-shaped hot tub and he won't leave it, not even to eat!

2. When Ibe is instructed to give MOTH a "suave" kiss, she will dive for his belt buckle, seemingly oblivious of her location (the kitchen), the time of day (noon) and her witnesses (her 3 kids).

3. MOTH slaps Ibe when she attempts the "suave" kiss!

4. Ibe throws really crappy parties, her guests get in cat fights and bitch-slap each other on the front lawn, no one talks to her, she gets depressed, the cops are called, she gets fined and the MIME shows up and won't leave!

5. Ibe can't dance.

6. If Finchie and Beast and Eldest don't go to school, social services will come and take them away, or they will be carted off to military school.

7. One should never attempt to cook on the big stove until one as accumulated cooking knowledge points.

8. One should always have a smoke detector over the big stove.

9. A Sims CAN catch on fire.

10. I kinda suck at being a Sims.

It's kind of interesting, as I play at being Goddess. My Sims has unlimited money (thank you Finchie for the cheat code!). She has a house to die for. She has maids and robots to clean for her, gardeners to maintain the yard, repairmen to fix the appliances. No matter how much she eats, she stays the same size. But without the right person in her life and without a job to stimulate her creativity, she is hard to motivate, she is slow to smile, she fatigues easily. Huh.

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