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If you want to know how it all began, click HERE for the FIRST entry. At the top of each post you can click "NEXT ENTRY" and so on. It might make a bit more sense that way, and you might stumble upon one of my better postings in case this one sorta just sucks! CLICK HERE for a RANDOM ENTRY. Sunday, Jan. 26, 2003 - 7:39 P.M. Superbowl Chatter Sounds from the Ibe household whilst "watching" the first half of the Superbowl: Ibe: Who's playing? When does the game start? MOTH: I hate football. BEAST: I'm for the Raiders. finchie: Why? BEAST: Because it's the only team I know. finchie: You HAVE to be kidding! BEAST: RAIDERS ROCK! finchie: This is so wrong. BEAST: Hey, where are the Raiders from, anyway? MOTH: I'm for the Raiders too. finchie: Whay are YOU for the Raiders? MOTH: Because my ex-wife lives in Florida. finchie: This is sad. Really sad. Ibe: Tell me when the commercials are on. finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! BEAST: Mom! Go to superbowl.com finchie: Why? BEAST: I want to vote for the MVP. Mom, go to the internet and vote Jerry Rice for MVP. finchie: The first half isn't even over! Rice hasn't even TOUCHED THE BALL! BEAST: Yeah, but he's hot. Ibe: I don't think he's hot. finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: Ok. MOTH: I hate the Osbournes. BEAST: They rock. I hate the Osmonds. MOTH: I don't get that commercial. Ibe: I don't ever get the Levi commercials. BEAST: That's because you are old. finchie: I can't BELIEVE they fumbled that! Ibe:What the hell is a buccaneer? finchie: No WAY that was a fumble! finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: Ok, the clown drinking a beer through his ass is FUNNY! MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzz BEAST: Who wants some of my chili? finchie: GROSS! THE BEAST JUST FARTED ON ME! BEAST: What did you want me to do, hold it in? finchie: Stop touching me! BEAST: I'm NOT touching you! finchie: You keep touching my toes. STOP IT! BEAST: What? finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: I'm right here, I know the commercials are coming on. BEAST: Did the Bears ever go to the Superbowl? finchie: FUMBLE!!! Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: I KNOW! I'm right here, finchie, I can tell that the commercials are coming on. MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz BEAST: OH MY GAWD! He just spewed beef jerky all over the windshield! finchie: I'm gagging. BEAST: That's HILARIOUS! BEAST: Do the timeouts start all over in the second half? MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: I KNOW! I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC!!! I KNOW WHEN THE FREAKING COMMERCIALS COME ON!!!! finchie: I'm going to watch the game in my room Ibe: I'm sorry, don't go. MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzz finchie: Forget it. ~slam~ Ibe: FINCHIE! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz BEAST: My chili ROCKS! Ibe: FINCHIE COME BACK!!!! MOTH: zzzzzzzzzzz BEAST: How old is Sting?!!?!?!? Ibe: FINCHIE! finchie: Mom! THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON! Ibe: Honey, are you going to watch the second half? MOTH: zzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz....
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