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Monday, Jun. 10, 2002 - 1:49 P.M.
Who Wears Short Shorts?
Ok, no not me. But I DID buy some shorts yesterday. In fact, I bought several pair AND I bought 3 sets of short overalls. This may not sound like a big deal, but it is a VERY big deal to me. The mere act of buy any clothing at all is a big deal to me. To have to try on clothing that may, or more likely may NOT fit AND have to deal with sets of mirrors that show you a side of yourself you were never meant to view is enough to make me sweat. And I sweated plenty yesterday.
I bought a few items on line for the honeymoon. Luckily, they all fit. It helps when you buy from a reputable place that manufactures quality clothing and goes the extra mile to supply "petite" clothing so that the sleeves don't brush your knees and you don't have to shorten your flare pants (should you opt to order them) without shortening them into straight legs.
Then there's Target.
Now look, folks at Target. I appreciate the fact that I can wear 1/2 of the shorts and pants sized 16, and all of them marked 18. That's nice. But I have officially gone from a 38B to a 36A but still can't get a size 18 (or XL) blouse to fit. What's up with that?
I guess it's time to update the panties too. Now that I have, according to Chicky, lost the juice in my "juicy booty," and am getting a flat ass, the panties are drooping in a most unceremonious and unattractive and uncomfortable way. A flat ass is really not an attractive thing anyway. I don't think it's any worse than a big bubble butt, but honestly. It looks like someone did a bad job with electric hedge trimmers on my ass. My ass is no longer a horizontal shelf, it is now a vertical plane. Horrifying.
Anyway. The biggest weird thing that happened was that even though several things didn't fit, I didn't get upset. Or discouraged. Maybe because I know that soon they will? Not sure. I think MOTH enjoyed himself. I had to come out and show him each outfit for the thumbs up or down. Each time I gave it a thumbs down, he'd counter with "soon, though." And he's right.
"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."
*Benny Hill*
Beginning Weight: 204.5
Goal #1: 184 (Met 5/19/02)
Goal #2: 164.5
Total lost: 24.0
Pounds to go for goal #2: 16.0
Pounds to go to my final target....55.5
I hope to meet my final target by May 1, 2003
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